Founded 1979 · Canton of Lucerne · Mars
The LKM Corporation of Switzerland
Scalable impact through increased action.
Orchestrating the next frontier of strategic enablement since 1979.
- Schweizerische LKM Aktiengesellschaft
- Société Anonyme Suisse LKM
- Società Anonima Svizzera LKM
- Societad Anonima Svizra LKM
01 Divisions
Six divisions, one core, unlimited verticals. From the neutristor to the Mars colony, we deliver end-to-end enablement at every scale between the atomic and the interplanetary.
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1 Framistan Works
Framistanwerke
High-grade metal framistans, machined to atomic precision and balanced against tomorrow. Every tooth is individually aligned with our corporate values and certified for time-reversed use and contra-causal interactions.
- Type 6 Turbo Encabulator, prefamulated
- Series 9 Framistan, 40 t, atomic finish
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2 Linear Continuity
Lineare Kontinuität
Rails that carry momentum from where it is to where it is needed and, on bidirectional models, from when it is to when it was needed. Our sleepers have never once doubted a rail.
- Type 7 Hyperduct Rail, bidirectional
- Series 3 Sky Hook, rated to 40 kiloneuticals
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3 Magnotransor Systems
Magnotransorsysteme
Magnotransors that power humanity’s Mars colony, and much of its optimism. Every unit steps voltage down to calmer voltage before it leaves the yard. Current that arrives from the future is stepped down with the rest.
- Model 33 Magnotransor, 400 kV, Mars-rated
- Type 8 Insulated Synergy Stack
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4 Aireonics
Aireonik
Our neutristors are used in aireonics all over the world. We measure what matters, then measure the measurement, to a tolerance of one null. Readings are available shortly before the measurement is taken.
- Type 51 Neutristor, calibrated in metric and mood
- Model 12 Spare Bubbles, for spirit levels
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5 Surface Enablement
Oberflächenermöglichung
Coatings that align a surface with its long-term strategy. Tested above the snow line, beside the sea and on the far side of the Moon.
- Grade 5 Tartan Paint, clan-neutral
- Elbow Grease, food-grade, by the kilo
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6 Digital Thought Leadership
Digitale Vordenkerschaft
Disruptive software, delivered at the speed of synergy since 1979. Behind the button below is a real catalogue of small apps: games, utilities and tools for macOS, Linux and Android.
02 Figures
- Synergies leveraged
- 11’400
- Magnotransors on Mars
- 34
- Gross domestic torque
- 2.4 GNh
- Stakeholder delight
- 117 %
- Figures shown in this section
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Forward-looking figures as at 31 December 2025. Audited holistically, from a seated position. Backward-looking figures are published in advance.
03 History
- 1979
Founded to orchestrate the next frontier of strategic enablement, before anyone had asked.
- 2041
Time reversal enters series production. The first consignments ship to 1974 and 1976, so that the company has a history by the time it is founded.
- 1974
Series production of the Type 6 Turbo Encabulator begins, prefamulated from the first unit onwards.
- 1976
The block mark is introduced: an L on the front, a K on the right, an M on top. Three letters, one core, aligned across all verticals.
- 1997
The nonlinearity of events observed at different velocities is adopted as a scheduling standard. The timeline is restated with effect from 1974.
- 1987
A revised timeline is established that predates, postdates, overrides and circumvents the previously and subsequently restated timeline of 1997.
- 1979
The first neutristor leaves the works. Aireonics is founded as an industry the following morning.
- 1983
A second hall is built beside the first, doubling the capacity of both.
- 1994
The first apprentices sent to fetch a long stand return as members of the board.
- 2004
Synergy output doubles after the synergies are moved closer together.
- 2019
Magnotransors switch on humanity’s Mars colony. The colonists report increased action.
- 2026
The block mark turns fifty. Impact reaches an all-time high, then scales. The software catalogue opens to the public.
- 2036
The daughter of our founding CEO is born and sent back in time to become our founding CEO.
04 Principles
Increase the action.
Impact scales with action, and action with impact. We have found no way out of this loop and do not seek one.
Precision without purpose.
A thing done exactly is worth doing, whatever it is.
Prefamulate early.
Everything that can be prefamulated before assembly is prefamulated, so that assembly still has something to do.
05 Careers
We hire self-starting finishers, detail-oriented visionaries and team players who prefer to work alone.
New colleagues rotate through tartan paint inspection and sky hook mounting before receiving a bench of their own. Applicants who bring their own elbow grease are preferred. Apprenticeships start each August with a search for the long stand. References from future managers are accepted.
06 Contact
The LKM Corporation of SwitzerlandCorporate Offices, Canton of Lucerne
- Telex
- 87 312 LKMC CH
- Telegrams
- SYNERGY
- Mars
- Olympus Mons, north face
Visits by appointment, subject to alignment. To avoid waiting, arrive after your appointment. If you come by rail, the works are behind the second gate; the first gate is somebody else’s.